Zach Lunsford

Name: Zachary Nicolas Lunsford

Born: 7:30 P.M. on April 30, 2011

Length: 21 inches

Weight: 7 lbs

Hair: Blond

Eyes: Green

In More Baby News…

A Demon is born…

Yes, that is correct. Two days ago, Matheus Furlain and Diantha Catliades welcomed their vamp/demon child, Arianna Rose Furlain into the world. Our hidden cameras caught some of the birth footage.

So how safe are the residents of Bon Temps? How safe will your children be when something looks so sweet and innocent but could be evil?

Attempts to contact the child’s god-parents is currently being made in hopes of shedding light on the potentially dangerous situation.

For more information on how to protect your family for demons, please contact Father Mulligan at Saint Mary’s in downtown Shreveport. Until then… stock up on your holy water and add a dash of garlic salt to every meal!

A Cub Is Born…

Last night Aubrey Armani and John Quinn welcomed their son, Atreyu into the world. One of our reporters was able to sneak in to video tape the birth:

After the birth, all sorts of animals *coughs* we mean weres, came out of the woods to catch a glance at the new half-cubling.

Interested in sending gifts or congratulations to the lovely couple? Send them to:

Alexandira Zoo

3016 Masonic Drive

Alexandria, Lousiana 71301

Babies on Board

Springtime has come to Bon Temps! The birds are singing, bees buzzing, the heat and humidity is rising, and the stork is making more deliveries.

News Bite and Once Bitten would like to say congratulations to Aubrey Armani and John Quinn, as well as Diantha Cataliades and Matheus Furlain. Both couples are expecting bundles of joy. Now the big questions on everyone’s mind is… what will these new additions bring into Area Five.

One can wonder what can come from a demon and vampire coupling. Perhaps this is what can be expected:

Frightening thought. Another common question is, what do you get a vampire/demon offspring? Our staff decided to give everyone a little hand and came up with a list of possible gifts:

 

What do Aubrey and John have to look for? Do weres have litters? One can only wonder if a tail and a bunch of fur can be expected in their near future:

 

News Bite has also come up with a list of possible baby gifts that might useful when shopping for the upcoming baby shower:

 

How many other stork visits can we expect? Only time will tell… needless to say, Spring is in the air.

Wonderful News for the Hennigan Family

Once Bitten and News Bite would like to say congratulations to Kayleigh and Reanna Hennigan on their exciting news! Both are expecting! We wish both mothers-to-be the best of wishes on their pregnancies and the safe delivery of their bundles of joy!

As many know, the Hennigan family own and operate the best supernatural Spa in all of Northern Louisiana, Mystic Spa. After several successful months in business, the spa is currently under going an upgrade. Upon reopening, clients will be able to enjoy the luxuries and accommodations of the spa as well as the newest addition of a Health and Fitness Center.

This family is well deserving in this joyous news after current events including a demon who has shown interest in sister, Emeline Hennigan and overcoming of many past events. Will the family’s good fortune continue with the arrival of the newest Hennigan’s? Or is there something more awaiting in the shadows? Only time will tell…